fauxno

When someone pretends to know a subject but you can tell they are all bullshit. pronounced fo know. A take on the word phono and fubar

Mellissa stated talking about Nepal and being Kathmandu but it was all fauxno cause I know the place having lived there for months at a time, what she described just does not exist at the time she claims. She really has no idea. I wish she would just stop fauxnoing these types of things. It comes from a fractured ego I recon.

by naga flow May 7, 2018

Fauxnee

Fauxnees are people most commonly millenials, born in the early 80s to mid 90s. In real life they appear to be dishonest or incapable of having real life relationships, seem to lack the ability to be intimate, and are often disguised as selfish or non present partners, and always come off polite or shy, but still give their loved ones the sense they are disliked, hated or dishonest. Really they are actually capable of the highest level of intimacy, love, honesty, devotion, and especially epic romance, but only if the relationship is sustained through phone contact and other devices and doesn't have too much real life interaction that might easily scare them away.

Pam: I think my boyfriend hates me or maybe he's cheating?
Kelly: no Pam, he's just a fauxnee, kick him out and then text him, see if you get better communication, or search some key words on Twitter maybe u will find some fake profiles of him talking shit about you to his new girlfriend"

by Nightcarlie April 8, 2018

Fauxning

Faux-boning. The art of simulated sex with your dearest compadre to show your appreciation for them.

When you love your bro so much you pretend to have sex with them fully clothed in jest. Essentially non-sexual dry humping.

"Brad and Clive are fauxning again. Those guys are real bros."

by The Beardist May 30, 2019

Fouxny

A person who likes to be different for the sake of being different.

Person 1 “Did you hear Josh hated that new game?!”
Person 2 “Yeah, he just hates it too seem different.”
Person 1 “Oh he’s a fouxny.”

by ThirdyDirty September 6, 2023

Fauxy

An awesome guy who just won't stop being a sexy playa with dem homeboys going around being like HEEYYYYYYY LOOOK ITS THE BIG DAWG FAUXY, define Fauxy in one word? PUREAWESOMENESS He is the definition of a sexy beast that all dem ladies fall for.

If you see a Fauxy in the streets you should pray since he is the most godlike being on earth.
Man that dawg Fauxy is awesome
Pray to Fauxy Man!

by Allah_Lover_911 March 11, 2024

Fauxnix

A delightedly stupid person who is blissfully unaware of their stupidity.

Dude, John thought cucking involved the man knowing about it, what a fauxnix

by Aleypal September 23, 2025