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fappers delight

Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;

(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"

(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"

-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.

while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,
by Googlefaps.com July 20, 2018
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Fappetite

N.

The desire to fap.
I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.
by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005
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faplet

A tablet bought solely for the purpose of watching porn.
"Why do you have just the browser on the homescreen of your tablet?"

"Because it's my faplet."

"Goddammit Jim!"
by krazyfrog September 2, 2013
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fappenstance

A random occurence that results in the need or desire to start pleasuring oneself. A combination of fapping and happenstance.
I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss when by fappenstance I walked in on my friend boning his girlfriend in the laundry room. Needless to say when I got to the bathroom I decided to pound off instead of piss.
by MalibuMatt July 6, 2011
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Fapleau

The browser window containing an individual assortment of tabs with sexual content that allows the fapper to flexibly switch between his or her preferred pornography and / or closing the entire assortment at once in Case of unexpected visitiors while "in the Act".
"God dammit! My roommate is back, better close my fapleau!"
by ElDuderino666666 November 3, 2015
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Fopple

No, his name is Fopple.
by Furret Libre October 2, 2019
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fapplesauce

Josh fapped up a gallon of fapplesauce when he visited the fap factory
by PetSlaveofBunny August 16, 2009
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