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Fadely

A huge douche who likes to eat babies in the morning. He smokes cigarettes rolled with the hairs of grandma Pubes. the matting call can heard from miles and miles away, which resembles the loud piercing of a chuwana ( offspring of chuwawa and silverback gorillas)
That Fadely kept me up all night!
by IamMeano July 17, 2011
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Chris Farley

(noun) An exceptionally girthy penis with a small head resembling the physical appearance of the late comic actor Chris Farley. When sheathed in a condom, said penis is colloquially known as a fat guy in a little coat, in reference to a scene from the Farley film "Tommy Boy"
Can also be used as a verb, often in past participle form, meaning to copulate with a girthy, small- headed penis
Jean Claude was proud of his new piercing until he whipped out his Chris Farley and Tina ran for the hills.

I'm never taking that freak Barbara to the Cheesecake Factory again; we'd barely touched our appetizers by the time she'd downed 6 daiquiris and was getting Chris Farleyed by our waiter in the bathroom.
by Pimple Grandin June 2, 2017
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farley dollar

(adj.) Inordinately thrifty; remarkably tolerant to squalid environments
He was so farley dollar that he ate all of his meals out of a single stained, unwashed tupperware trough.
by Mik C September 4, 2003
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Faley

A young girl who dresses, or attempts to look like Haley Williams from the band Paramore. a "fake-haley."

i.e. Dying your hair orange, getting a huge fucking gap in your teeth.
Dave: That bitches hair was insane.
Jenn: What color was it?
Dave: Orange
Jenn: She musta been a Faley.
by Jumpin' Jack October 6, 2008
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Fayley

A 'Fayley' is someone who tries way to hard to look like the amazing Hayley Williams of Paramore.

Her style is her own and you will not be considered a fayley if you are inspired by her and perhaps have small elements of it in you're everyday style, however you will be considered a fayley if you dye your hair bright red and then try as hard as possible to dress, act or speak like her.

If you do try to hard you are a fayley.
*girl walks past with bright red or orange hair and is wearing a band tee and patterned or coloured skinny jeans*
Person 1: "Whoa what a fayley"
Person 2: "I know what a sad life she leads, I mean Hayley is amazing but these fayleys just ruin her unique style."

Person 1: "I'm thinking of dying my hair red, but a subtle red so I don't look too much like a fayley, even though she is my inspiration."
Person 2: " I totally agree. Be careful if you're dying hair red because if you look like a fayley I don't think I can be your friend anymore."
Person 1: ":o"
by not-a-fayley November 9, 2010
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falleyoffmore

When a pork chop is so moist, the breading falls off more than usual.
"The pork chop was so moist and delicious, but the breading was falleyoffmore"
by mafiaxts4 January 28, 2014
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FaleYur

YOUR A BIG FALEYUR
by VanillaBar January 19, 2016
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