high speed facials

When driving on the highway and someone opens the window and drops a load in the wind resulting with someone getting a facial behind.

high speed facials- Haha man did you see that high speed facial on the highway last night it was extreme.

by Rbomb04 August 31, 2014

Failsian

An Asian who does not correctly portray the Asian stereotype.

"Wow, what a failsian, he can't jump off walls or even do simple calculus!"

by Ellcakes April 17, 2009

failstorm

Failstorm: combination of "Fail" and "Storm" Closely related to FTL

Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.

First used by Devin aka. Junglematic

"Hey guys I just saw Nickelback in concert!"

"Wow.. failstorm."

by VickersGTS December 9, 2008

When All Else Fails

a group of musicians that was originated in Goffstown, New Hampshire. a large variety of music is played, from many Different Artists. Such as, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Trvium, The Darkness, And Many more. band members names can not be included due to Urban Dictionary Rules. the Band does contain a Guitarist, Rhythm Guitarist, Bassist, Singer, And Drummer.

When All Else Fails is by far, the Greatest band i've head in a while.

by wowdudecool April 27, 2007

Failsauce

The sweetest sauce of all, i.e. the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epicly.

Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!
Person 2: Did you enjoy it?
Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...
Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet failsauce...

by Peter Buckett December 9, 2009

Niagra Fails

After a male ejaculation, and your pee comes out in two different streams, you must make the ultimate decision: which stream will go in the toilet?

The worst is when the most powerful stream changes to the least powerful and you are suddenly powerwashing your wall with piss.

I had a Niagra Fails today at the toilet, the worst part was it's my grandma's.

Niagra Fails just flooded your bathroom.

by StickyFingersINyourMOM August 15, 2011

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021