An Italian man with lots of spice and flavor. A Fabio
will talk and eat with his hands- especially if he has access to pizza or frozen Pineapple (a Fabio would never pair pizza and pineapple together-he’s not a monster)A Fabio
will have piercing-blue eyes. Looking into the eyes of a Fabio can be very dangerous-a chemical called phenylethylamine
will produce in your body, causing you to do/say crazy things. A Fabio
will have the voice of an angel and be damn good with his fingers. A Fabio
will have an infectious personality that
will always leave you with wanting more. A Fabio
will be ambitious/goal-oriented (he
will probably use lists to organize and plan out his life). A Fabio will not settle, when it comes to finding a match. He
will think that he needs multiple lovers, but really he is currently with the one he plans to spend his life with (that’s right ladies- a Fabio has already found his soul mate). A Fabio
will make you laugh, cry, and scream - all at the same time. A Fabio
will own cats (more than
two) because he is the ultimate CAT-DADDY. A Fabio’s dream will to be to rescue animals or become a famous musician. Meeting a Fabio will change your life-for the better. He will make you feel whole, push you to be stronger, more secure, and independent. Don’t party with a Fabio unless you plan on drinking a lots of Mescal, talking beautiful nonsense for three days, and forgetting to sleep and eat. Find your Fabio!