R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

by Omnibender February 22, 2011

f.o.d.

A very useful abreiviation meaning "Fuck Off and Die."

Use this phrase if you want to tell someone to "go away," but not in so many words;).

by Kattzgalore June 10, 2005

P.T.F.O

Acronym for "Passed The Fuck Out" inspired by university acrynyms.

Have you seen Dancia recently?

Dude, she's on the couch PTFO.
Doesn't surprise me.

by AaronPetray February 24, 2005

F.O.B

Is an acronym for "Fresh Off the Boat", and refers to new immigrants to a country (mostly Western). A phrase first coined in New Zealand in the early 90's by Polynesians to differentiate new arrivals (immigrants) from the old country (Tonga, Samoa, etc) from those with a Western upbringing. Now commonly used to describe any person new to a country, who is not well versed with its language or culture (mainly Western). Can be taken as an insult, or a term of endearment (eg; pride of culture).

"That Sione is such a F.O.B. He doesnt speak good English, & last week he walked through the drive-thru at Macca's (Mac Donalds) ..."

by Atiumm November 22, 2007

F.O.N

Stands for 'Freak of Nature'

'My politics teacher is a right F.O.N'

by lour0y January 18, 2009

U.F.O

Unidentified Flying Ostrich

Omg look at that U.F.O I thought they were flightless!

by Crilbus Bowlingfaggot October 13, 2019

F.O.D

"Forehead Of Doom" - A girl with a distractingly large forehead so big you want to play racquetball off it....Or do other extracurricular activities with it.

Can be pronounced as "Fod" as well as just the abbreviated letters "F.O.D"

I was distracted the whole date by light reflecting off this girl's giant F.O.D. Suffice it to say, it didn't go well.

by Mersh Danger June 22, 2011