alcoholic exorcism

when someone disappears from the party only to be found later spread eagle on the floor covered in puke with no clothes on. sometimes yelling "god" or "jesus save me!"

Andrew: I just found Ian
Jeff: Where was he?
Andrew: he was in my room performing an alcoholic exorcism.

by magicalzorse January 24, 2011

exorcism

Exorcism is the act of casting out demons... not only by Catholics but born-again Christians as well.

I can see how people would doubt it and call it a myth or what not, because it's just one of those things you have to see for yourself...

I was the same way until I saw it happen in real life, mind you I am not religious at all. Infact I'm sure if I wouldn't have seen it happen I wouldn't believe it either.

In case you're wondering, no it's not like the movie "The Exorcist"

by dunno April 11, 2005

Exorcism Head

When you got oral from a girl (usually fat) that is so good compared to other head you got in the past that you feel like she is sucking the soul out of your body with her black magic.

Isaac: Hey I heard you hook up with that fat whore Madeline O'Neil
Joel: Yea, the pussy was as loose as a garbage bag but she gave me Exorcism head so it was worth it

Isaac: You should get tested I heard she fucks black guys

by hahasuka December 7, 2020

Wheel of Enormous Proportions

A jackbox party pack 8 game, it's a trivia game but it does not matter if you are smarter than everyone else when you also need Luck in the Winner Wheel Portion. At the end of the game, the Big Wheel will answer the question either provided or your own question you ask at the beginning of the game. Answers may Vary, the wheel can either be truthful but it can also Scar you for life, but the wheel lies about 99% of the time and that 1% is it is not sure.

With the Wheel of Enormous Proportions

by PatrickMat March 1, 2022

exorcism pickle

A tasty snack eaten usually before or after an exorcism occurs, either while waiting for the possessed to arrive or for the formerly possessed to stop crying.

1. "It could take a while for Meg to show up Father Jeff. Would you like an exorcism pickle?"

2. "Aw, stop crying you pansy. It was only a demon. Let me eat my exorcism pickle in peace."

by T. Pen August 21, 2007

Exorcising the McDemons

To expel three double cheezys and one supersize freezy the following day after excessive drinking and an unnecessary trip to McDonalds. Similar to the normal huge smelly shit, except on a much greater scale.

"Yo dog, hurry up i gots ta shower"
"Chill playa, im excercising the McDemons"

"want to see a dead body?"
"dog that aint a dead body, my McDemon wouldnt flush"

by T-Money April 2, 2004

exorcising the brown daemons

A phrase used to elaborately describe taking a crap.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just exorcising the brown daemons from my arse!"

by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009