Landsberger Exit

When one asks a Landsberger to regale you with a tale and you exit the conversation before they can begin.

Thank goodness we were able to Landsberger Exit the conversation.

by Ban Derk May 21, 2018

JetBlue Exit

Noun: to leave a job while making a flamboyant gesture; a way of saying "fuck you" in a literal or symbolic sense.

JetBlue Exit: Based on incident when JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater departed his aircraft (and his employment) via the emergency slide while carrying a stolen beer.

by Island Mac Guy August 11, 2010

Texas exit

Exiting a US interstate highway at any point to access the service road or feeder street.

On the way to the Whataburger, I needed to pee but had missed the last off ramp, so I took a Texas exit to get to the gas station. -or- When I was telling Billy how to get to my house, instead of waiting for the next off ramp, he immediately made a Texas exit.

by TomKas August 13, 2008

Montana Exit

Leaving a party without announcing an exit, thanking the host or saying good by to the guests.

Montana Exit is going to bed without saying good by to guests or family members or spouse, slinking out the door or to your room

by Montana Wife September 23, 2011

Exit polling

Anal sex; rear entry; anal sex; donkey punch; doggy style; butt sex; sodomy

Can I interest you in a little exit polling?

by Twitty22 March 30, 2007

Canadian Exit

To leave the presence of another abruptly while leaving behind your shoes and at least one article of clothing, preferably a jacket.

"Jacques, let me tell you aboot the Canadian Exit I pulled on these silly Americans last night. I took a beer from their fridge, then I ran out of the hotel room. Left my adidas shoes and adidas jacket behind. They didn't know what hit them. Viva les adidas!"

by Boombabyboom June 5, 2009

poop-exit

Your dirty, brown shithole, You too ladies!

Maria held her dirty poop-exit open for me because I can't get enough of that smell.

Candice and Penelope both like to open their poop-exits for each other so they can sniff them.

by damian bunny May 9, 2008