existence

The only possible situation.
(Inexistence doesn't exist. Therefore only existence exists. Therefore we exist)

All there is, is existence - everywhere

by Bob October 28, 2003

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Existential Crisis

Realizing that life is meaningless, worthless, or at best, a shit sandwich.

With the Grexit looming Christine is having an existential crisis. Being a disingenuous creep, and not wanting to face the possibility that she is simply just a highly paid shit supplier to the world shit sandwich market, Christine does not opt to reform the accumulated rot of the IMF but opts instead to blame Greece.

by WeDontCall911 June 29, 2015

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suck my non-existent dick

suck the dick that i, personally don't have

mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.

by lauriebear277 December 3, 2010

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Existism

a philosophical theory or approach which emphasizes the act of survival in the modern age.

He is spending his life trying to make sure it keeps going, he follows existism.

by Existist October 10, 2020

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Exist

Hey did you know you exist? I exist to! That plant over there exists to! Unless there isn’t a plant over there in which that theoretical plant would not exist. Do you get the point yet?

Person: “I exist!”
Everybody else: “We know”

by PersonWhoExist December 20, 2020

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