Ewan 

A fat ugly weirdo that has no friends and eats his mums poo and dads corps

Oh My God Ewan is such a EWAN!

Ewan by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 9, 2019

Ewan 

Some steamy 13 year old squeker that likes to sell avon to you. He sometimes tries to get you in his white van saying that there is even more avon there, to then take you to his shed or basement. In there he will earrape you and feed you freshly hunted avon from the wilds, destroying many generations of avon families. Once he is done earraping the flap out of you he lets you watch some flapkuts also known as the humpback whale named steven. Steven is very ugly btw

1. Avon. 2. White van. 3. Blackout. 4. Complete earrape and more avon. 5. Some random things.
Ewan: i has avon for you in my white van.

You: no thx.
Ewan: GET IN THE VAN

Ewan by Advanced Derp May 9, 2017

Ewan 

Elis little bro

Ewan is always playing games

Ewan by Daddy savage August 7, 2017

Ewan 

Type of person who acts like a cunt only because he feels like it.

Derek was a complete 'Ewan' last night.

Ewan by Casifo0 February 26, 2019

Ewan 

A tall man who likes to watch gay porn and has very small ears

Oh looks it's that Ewan

Ewan by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019

Ewan 

A tall man who likes to secretly watch gay porn, he also has small ears

Oh no its that ewan

Ewan by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019

Ewan 

Definition of a small cock

Ahaha you’ve got a ewan ...

Ewan by Big bad Barry October 12, 2019