Etowah High School

Also known as "Ghetto-wah", the school boasts one of the few higschools in middle class America that makes white children minorities. Boys tend to act "hood" in order to fit in, while girls spend rediculous amounts of their parent's money on fake tans and bad accessories. Budgeting is used for rediculous sculpture art that nobody wants to see instead of better staffing. Sports are non-existent as the high school fails to make a winning record in sports more than once a decade. Incredibly bad teaching rounds this school off as one of the worst places you could go for a pre-college education.
The only thing the Etowah Eagles have ever notably accomplished since it's establishement in 1976 is sending 500,000 texts in 10 days to win a Kellie Pickler concert.
Note: Has an incredible ability to create a lack of enthusiasm for learning.

"I was trying to get into Georgia Tech, but I couldn't because I went to Etowah High School."

by For The Wolf May 10, 2009

etobs

Short for Etobicoke, the western part of Toronto, Canada.
Etobs has many varied neighbourhoods, from poorer immigrant areas in the north ie Rexdale, to million dollar ravine homes in central Etobicoke ie, Thorncrest, the Kingsway, Edenbridge, Humber Valley , to historical areas along the lake ie, Mimico, Long Branch .

I have to get on the subway now, its a long way to etobs.

by Rro July 15, 2006

Etowah

A small, quaint town in the middle of nowhere Tennessee. It consists of rednecks, Baptists, and 1000000 antique shops and junk stores. The best thing to do there is hang out in the Bilo parking lot and go to Central High School sporting events eventhough you graduated 5 years ago and still sit in the student section. Nothing but mountains surround it and no one ever makes it out. They stay there for the rest of their lives living off goverment money or minimum wage jobs.

Etowah has to be the saddest town ever.

by Aubi Daubi December 12, 2010

Etorphine

A synthetic drug that is similar to morphine and heroin, but is 2000-5000 times stronger. Causes instant overdose upon contact with human skin. The only legal use for this shit is knocking down rhinos and elephants. 5-15mg is all it takes to immobilize an African elephant, and only 2-4mg for a black rhino. I would not advise using etorphine for recreational purposes.

Dumbass1: I just bought some etorphine for dirt cheap wanna try some
Dumbass2: you mean that shit that kills people on contact..totally

by Shit nizza October 19, 2015

Etorphine

An extremely potent opioid. It is estimated to be 1,000-3,000 times as potent as morphine. It is used to immobilize large animals, and has little to no medical usage for humans.

The elephant needed to be calmed down, so 10 mg of Etorphine did the trick.

by Physical Euphoria November 13, 2016

Etobicoke

A great community filled with nice people, beautiful homes, great schools, and a very green, down to earth place. Home of the Kingsway, Humbertown, Ontario Place and Lake Ontario. Sure, there are areas that are more run down, and have crime, but what community doesn't?

Man, Etobicoke is such a great community.

Don't judge Etobicoke by The Park Lawn Ghetto or Jane and Finch.

by CanadianEh July 9, 2007

ETOPS

Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim

Aviation slang, which means operational standard for two-engined airliners, capable of transcontinental flights over the ocean.
Referring to the inevitable emergency water landing of a twin engine aircraft after a double engine failure over water outside gliding range of land

A twin-engine ETOPS Airbus A330, crashed into the Atlantic Ocean, killing all.

by dildo777 May 29, 2018