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italian_espresso

A user on tiktok who plays Cookie Run: Kingdom, Simps for Latte Cookie and Chocolate Bonbon Cookie. Usually post about Cookie Run: Kingdom, and sometimes Cookie Run: Kingdom rule 34.
italian_espresso: *post a video of did you just talk back to me*

user 1: WHAT!
user 2: YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!
by Italian_Espresso September 10, 2023
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Late Night Espresso Run

Commonly used in America and the British Isles as a code-term for ditching out of work on a night shift to go home and have a quickie, or brief period of time in which individuals engage in sexual intercourse. Makes for an excellent excuse due to most people not being knowledgable about how espresso is made, and therefore the claim can be made that it took longer than it really did.
Jen just went on another Late Night Espresso Run, should see her in an hour or two.
by Mac13 January 12, 2009
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Double Double espresso

One way ticket to Hyperactivity and too much energy! Probably the best legal method of achieving ecstasy, it is uncomparable to anything else you have ever seen.

Should be ingested with caution, as it may result in excruciating pain to anyone who is not under the effect of another double double espresso.
Guy 1: hey, what are you drinking?
Coffee addict: A double double espresso!
Guy 2: I dont think thats good for you
Guy 1: Yeah, but I think its worse for us, Run!!!
Coffee Addict: WOOOO AHH AHHH AHHHHH BLADABUHDURABLEJUCAWAWADELIOTABUBUYELAKAKACUEHDHA!!!!
by Mischievous Cockroach March 14, 2010
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depresso espresso

An amazing person who loves coffee when she is depressed. She is a wonderful lesbian who hides her feelings with a man named Nick.
by bournen June 5, 2019
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Hobo Espresso

The cheap and effective way to wake up a hobo whilst he sleeps. One would pull down the hobos pants and slide ones tongue into the hobos anus, forcing the hobo to wake up abruptly. May also cause him to wipe the spit out of his anus with his crack/meth covered fingers, thus furthering his alertness.

This is told to work better or just as well as a normal espresso that you would buy from your local Starbucks.
"This morning I was given a hobo espresso from Tucker, thats why I'm begging for change so early.
by Michael Franchayzee December 10, 2007
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Espresso Shot

When your ass cheeks are spread wide enough for someone to poor coffee into your waiting asshole for a tasty beverage with a bit of kick to wake you up in the morning. After allowing the hole to naturally froth, your sexual partner will suck all brown liquid out with a flourish.
"She has a pep in her step this morning"
"Her boyfriend made her an espresso shot. Apparently it was pretty tasty."
by Sully_The_Big_Blue_Monster October 7, 2018
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FUCKING NOAH DEPRESSO ESPRESSO

Doddam he stupid and a dumbass, bitch stap it and get help
by Youlordjebuscrise December 3, 2019
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