A realization made when someone else is talking to you. The moment when you finally figure something out because another person is talking or doing something that brings about the answer. Commonly featured on House, M.D., and named after Dr. Gregory House (played by Hugh Laurie).
Brandon had a House-like epiphany by watching someone else play the saxophone. He told me, "I want to play like that!"
by Dr. Roxie November 13, 2008
A condition similar to blexit, in which a black democrat has an epiphany, realizing that the democratic party doesn't care about black people in America as much as it pretends to.
A democrat having an epiphany? Well the best examples I can think of are Leo Terell and Candace Owens
by Sexydimma May 2, 2021
The moment when a novice musician realises all western music ever composed is made from a repeating pattern of 12 semitones.
I had a 12 Step Epiphany last night, Steve. That's when you realise all music is made with just 12 different semitones...
I KNOW, RIGHT?
I KNOW, RIGHT?
by Gongasoso March 15, 2016
Realizing you are obsessed with a specific pretty girl and should stop letting your bitch baby fears and past experiences lose you the opportunity to kiss her more than just one time.
But I had a pretty girl epiphany a while ago, and I’ve been playing it cool as a cucumber can be since.”
by Whambulance July 30, 2019
A lesson learned, or a realization reached, by a person associated with privilege, that may seem obvious to others whose material wealth or access to comfort is compromised by larger global systems.
Tim told his friend Gina that in the days following the Hurricane he was restless and starting to get depressed. Without the subways running and no cable or Internet he didn’t know what to do with himself.
“I was laying in my bed one afternoon looking up at the ceiling,” explained Tim, “and it hit me: I didn’t always have to be busy to feel valuable. I am enough.”
“Duh!” said Gina, “sounds like you had a first world epiphany.“
“I was laying in my bed one afternoon looking up at the ceiling,” explained Tim, “and it hit me: I didn’t always have to be busy to feel valuable. I am enough.”
“Duh!” said Gina, “sounds like you had a first world epiphany.“
by theodorekerr January 13, 2013
To smoke weed
by Botanist420 July 31, 2010
The realization that the massiah and savior of the catholic faith is in actuality a perpetual zombie, due to the widely accepted fact that each year he is murdered, and put on display as a cadaver, but 3 days later returns to life, after his radial pulse had be completely destroyed, and proceeds to defy the laws of Physics. ie. walk on water, meaning he is lighter than water, only possible without any blood, living tissue, or healthy bone.
A: Hey, Jeezus will save us this saturday
B: Hopefully, we dont want to be zombies.
A: DUDE!!!!
B:...?
A: Didn't Jezus come back from the dead
B: yeah....
A: HES A ZOMBIE!!!
B...(*facepalm) Zombus epiphany much?
B: Hopefully, we dont want to be zombies.
A: DUDE!!!!
B:...?
A: Didn't Jezus come back from the dead
B: yeah....
A: HES A ZOMBIE!!!
B...(*facepalm) Zombus epiphany much?
by Turkalurk2012 May 20, 2011