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once my sister walked a dog called enzo and he was such a little shit i mean he would sit down in the middle of the bush and bark loudly
by kimoooooo123 November 15, 2021
A pretentious jackass who’s to wrapped up in his ego to care about anyone or anything else. He says things without thinking and uses any excuse he can to get out of trouble. Extremely insecure and aggressive to people he knows are better than him. Usually short, and obsessed with being hot even though it’s a losing battle. Talks shit about people behind their backs and will backstab you if you try to be friends with him.
Guy #1: “Did you hear what Enzo said to Katie?”
Guy #2:”Yeah, that shit wa s awful. He’s such a jerk.”
Guy #2:”Yeah, that shit wa s awful. He’s such a jerk.”
by Yellowturtle3 April 29, 2019
Enzo is the best if you find one! He probably has brown hair and is very good looking. He is probably Italian too coming from his name. He gets the girls when he wants them and loves to say curse words and also loves his hair!
Be careful with Enzos though, they can be very cool. He is also the funniest person you’ll meet. He also has a big cock
Be careful with Enzos though, they can be very cool. He is also the funniest person you’ll meet. He also has a big cock
Girl 1:Look! Is that an Enzo
Girl 2:OMG it is!
Girl 1:I’m gonna go get his big cock
Girl 2:Bet! I’ll go for a threesome
Girl 2:OMG it is!
Girl 1:I’m gonna go get his big cock
Girl 2:Bet! I’ll go for a threesome
by Zebooo1 June 24, 2019
Enzo is a p...p...p...p...p...pussyyyyyyyyyy.
by Hudson Small Eyes April 11, 2019