Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

The more an english teacher preaches living life and talks about it, the more work s/he seems to give and the less s/he seems to have lived life.

English Teacher: Class, go home this weekend and write a ten page report about carpe diem.
Class: Fuck! She's got Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

by Dr. Aronson November 10, 2008

enlightened self-interest

getting high and having a wank

last night I engaged in enlightened self-interest

by gihjrkfscj May 15, 2016

Enlighten

Enlighten is a upcoming competitive eu clan of Critical Ops game and they are op with their Main Lineup

Omg, I met an Enlighten member in a Ranked Match

by NotEnti July 09, 2018

Enlighten

enlighten is to have sex,, fuck usually not good to say in a conversation if christian

enlighten me

by Not Toby May 16, 2019

Journey of Enlightenment

Getting in the car to go see the world famous Oscar Meyer Weinermobile

Get out of bed we’re going on a journey of enlightenment

by BigB2579 February 05, 2023

Enlightened

Modern day term for "asshole"

(Coined by Nathan hinds)

Jesus, Janet, would you take a look at this woke ass messiah, spreading his enlightened, sacral Chakra opening, kombucha drinking, kindling slap, opening your soul star Chakra

by NateMasternatethingydingy November 28, 2023

Earth Grown Enlightenment

Another word for Cannabis/Marijuana/The devil's lettuce. Often used in a more comedic setting.

Alice: Yo, do you have any of that good stuff, that earth grown enlightenment-stuff?
Bob: What are you talking about?
Alice: Weed Bob, weed...

by StraightToTheUnderground November 02, 2022