Emu

1. To be extremely irritating and try to pretend to be a moderator on a forum and to hump people for no reason. (Sanji/Orlando)

2. Being a forum whore, correcting all posts based on the forum rules. (Wikipedia, anonymous)

See also, Emufarmers Sangly: The fourm whore. Has a "Q3 Fourm Implant". Doesn't actually play the game. (Wikipedia, anonymous)

Don't be an Emu.

Stop being an emu.

by Emufarmers Sangly November 20, 2005

Emu

an insult meaning the same as dumb or stupid

Alani: stop being mean you freaking emu

by sarathebeet February 16, 2017

emued

When a person younger and/or shorter than you harasses you (verbally, sexually, painfully, etc.).

OMG! Spencer just emued Luke! And right in the balls too!!!

by ShawnTheNinja October 9, 2007

EMUING

Another more pleasurable version of ' fisting ' This involves touching your thumb with all your fingers to create the ' emu's head ' to insert a recipients orifice, this gradually opens the hole up and can be transformed in to fisting if needed

she was a bit tight so i had to start with a bit of emuing

by fistybottom July 26, 2011

emu's

Colloquial term used to define emo kids or any half goth half skater youngster talking about pain/suffering/pointlessness of existence etc. The definition also refers to the extra tight black/blue jeans worn by these emu's which are similar to the legs of an emu. The term emu is usually utilized by the elderly trying to complain about some new trend or another hanging in the bus stop with 2 liters of frosty jacks/white lightning cider

"Mavis look at those gosh darned hoodlums getting drunk in the bus station again, i hate these little emu kids. where are the parents these days ... smoking crack with lines of ket. oh dear oh dear ... when i was a boy never did see the like of these emu's" .. etc etc.

by Stejay/Tajwoo March 10, 2007

the emu

A fingering technique to pleasure a lady.
Using top two fingers thrusting every second looks like your throwing a dart when your trying to show people

technique.
Also known as the the "Eric Bristow" or the "Phil Taylor"

Best way to pleasure your women is the emu!
Only thing that gives me more pleasure than toy lorries is giving my woman the emu!

by slamdunc December 9, 2013

Emu

1. The coolest bird ever.

2. A mispronunciation of the emo subculture.

1. Look at that emu run!

2. Cry, little emu boy.

by Masochistic Clown May 17, 2009