Elisabeth T.

Blind. If I had to describe this gurl with one word it'd be blind. She can neither see her beauty nor her worth. I always have to assure her of both these things but don't get me wrong I don't mind. Even tho I hate seeing her questioning herself, I love telling her the truth and watching her smile. Oh that smile, god damn. Her eyes regain that shine again and she flashes me with a smile, brighter than my screen in the middle of the night.

Sincerely, your rude and blunt friend that you can trust more than any one.

This bitch blind.
Why?

She ain't even see her beauty...

Oh, that's just Elisabeth T. being herself... Don't mind her, her Kohai is on the way.

by KOHAI GIZMO October 6, 2019

Elisabeth hasselbeck

The crazy reality ex survivor who believes life starts at the time of penetration, and that there were weapons of mass destruction even after President Bush stated they didn't find any. Elisabeth hasselbeck the ABC blond bimbo for the republicant's went on tour with Sarah Palin when she was running for vice president and instead of making it about politics, made it about fashion.

Elisabeth hasselbeck the crazy bimbo who never voted prior to her job on the view now thinks she knows everything there is to know about politics, oh yeah because she watches fox news!!!!! Innit.

by auntie lizzie April 11, 2010

elisabeth gauthier

a girl whos is a giant flirt

She is such and Elisabeth Gauthier

by elisabeth gauthier May 8, 2005

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

A co-host of "The View". Often known for being a republican and getting in fights with Rosie O'Donnell.

Monica: "Elisabeth Hasselbeck is pretty, but sometimes annoying."

Kelly: "Yea, I kinda feel sorry for her."

by IHWG September 28, 2008

Elisabeth

Someone who is named Elisabeth is a girl. She is white, almost like an albino and always very short (verrrry) and probably writes or talks like an old person. She is allergic to fish and likes to eat avocado salad, and likes to watch videos of monkeys fucking in her freetime.

Hey, did you see that dwarf back there?
Yeah, I'm guessing her name's Elisabeth.

by gaylordisbord December 7, 2022

elisabeth quinones

Sweet

Elisabeth quinones you're party was sweet

by Queen Izzy June 18, 2018

elisabeth H

Elisabeth H is for sure the pick me and teachers pet. they are fun but they get offended really easily. They are for sure pretty but only in their best angle. she is creative!

Me: Hey Elisabet H
Elisabeth H: I don’t want to talk to you
Me: What did I do?
Elisabet H: no.

by MarieSmith April 21, 2022