Einstein's theory of relative titty

The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).

'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017

Einstein

Adjective
Someone who is very clever, practically a genius.

M: does something clever as usual
M: I’M SO EINSTEIN

by einsteinmek March 5, 2021

Albert Einstein High School (AEHS)

Albert Einstein High School is the performing arts school of the MoCo,but also holds a IB program and other crappy programs that students don't care about.Einstein holds the super annoying random artsy kids to the smart, ass holes of the IB program.The school also house the Visual Art Center,a place where kids paint acceptable art work.

J:Hey what school do you go to?
E:Albert Einstein High School (AEHS)
J:Oh cool the arts school.

by Fatrstankboy October 14, 2012

Einstein

1. German for "One Stone".

2. The last name of the most brilliant man of the 20th century.

1. Ich habe eine Stein. (What I wanted to say was 'Ich habe ein Stein' but German grammar says that 'Stein' is feminine.)

2. Hey Bill, you ever heard of THE MAN called on the streets as Einstein, yo?

by 3VegasBerger January 6, 2012

Einstein

Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot grasp the obvious.

Its a NEWSPAPER, Einstein!!!!

by flippytale January 13, 2004

einstein

A german who posseses great wisdom and incredible bounts of sexiness . he also rips his school pants and makes them into shorts on the odd occasion or two. Nonetheless a sexy beast wanted by all and who cannot be accessed by crane because all cranes are too small to deal with his beautiful physical and metaphysical entirety.

Rad: WOW LOOK AT THAT EINSTEIN!

by radical1234 November 8, 2011

The Crawling Einstein

A sex position where you cum on a womens hair and frizz her hair so that It's like Einstein then she crawls around with a Popsicle in her ass all while shes on her period

The Crawling Einstein froze my butthole

by The sunken destroyer June 20, 2010