Magic Eight Ball Text

Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"

"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"

"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"

by Patrick Wilde July 31, 2009

eight ball in a washing machine

Incredibly accurate and reliable.

The urban dictionary is about as reliable as an eight ball in a washing machine.

by madcow3417 October 26, 2018

the purple eight ball tornado royale

a gang bang gone bad, when 4 guys (i: 8 testicles) whip their penises in a circular motion (ie: tornado) around a girl and proceed to ejaculate on her face and/or hair. during the ejaculation phase the 4 guys sing "im walkin' on sunshine wooohooo". during this phase the girl punches each pair of balls so that the four males pass out(ie purple), leaving her the only person standing (ie royale).

"hey man this girl was giving me attitude at the local walmart so i told her i would give her the purple eight ball tornado royale"

by ball smasher April 10, 2009

eight ball in my corner pocket

having 3.5 grams of meth or coke in your asshole so the cops search you and do not find it

i got an eight ball in my corner pocket(get bucked)young buck

by young fin November 08, 2007

sink the eight ball

v- to take a dump

Boys, I have to go sink the eight ball!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Eight Ball Paul

Another word for a chamelion or a coconut. a black male who is white in spirit and thought, often cast out by the black wanna be gansta brothers.

Oh christ! here he comes with his Chino jeans, its eight ball paul!

by Nick Griffin2 August 19, 2011

Eight-ball

When a man has sex with two women, and enters all six holes.

Last week I went home with Jimmy and Karen and we let him play Eight-ball with us.

by JaySherman June 06, 2023