ehem

Ehem (estrogen + mayhem) is a portmanteau word for expressing the needless or willful damage or violence by all women. Examples of ehem include feminism, alimony, abortion, and 19th amendment.

Ehem is incurable and only metastasizes over time.

1. How is work? It's total ehem.
2. How is traffic? It’s total ehem.
3. How was Karen’s birthday party? It was total ehem.
4. How is Karen’s driving. It is total ehem.
5. Why are the kids down the street screwed up? They’re being terrorized by ehem.
6. Ehem causes monster taxes.
7. Ehem causes wars.
8. Ehem causes divorces.
9. Mother Nature is total ehem running amok.
10. Why is my girlfriend insane? It’s called ehem.

by Dictionar-E April 24, 2023

eHero

A person who tries to stick up for any "girl" when others flame or rage at her in hopes of getting some ePussy or affection from the "girl". This usually phails 90% of the time or the "girl" turns out to be a guy in real life.

** Online Conversation somewhere: **

Brock: Yo Jenna why are you such a raging failure?

Jenna: OMG Brock stop makin fun of me.

eHero: Ye Brock stfu, don't flame her cuz shes cool.

Jennna: aww thanks, eHero.

Brock: Jenna is a guy irl btw and you aint getting any epussy tonight so U MAD BRO?!?

by Rage Quitin Since 05 September 20, 2010

EHEHE

A laugh implying sexual connotations

Naaalala mo ba yung kagabi? EHEHEHE >:))

by mongybtch February 21, 2012

eheheh

when ur DOG EATS

dog eats.

dick cheney made money off the iraq war

eheheh DICK CHENEY MADE MONEY OFF THE IRAQ WAR

by woahno September 8, 2018

ehehe

another word for lol but used in a cute nervous manner on text

Rishit, "stop ur cute".

Zoe, "ehehe you toooo!"

by Hisbestfriend<3 October 19, 2021

Ehem

The state of chaos caused by the gross incompetence of women who think they are otherwise qualified to make difficult and complex decisions; an environment in which subordinate men must operate under arrogant and incompetent women.

This meeting is nothing but ehem, and we're going to fail while getting the blame, said the man.

by CodeToad April 25, 2023

Eheh

An inside joke between you and your boyfriend when you’re waving at cars and all of a sudden an overweight woman looks at you making the silliest face and you guys go eheh

Wow Kai and I were waving at cars and this girl gave us a real “eheh”

by Erawr;) April 25, 2021