Tiny egg roll

Super small penis, usually owned by someone of Asian heritage

"Did you have sex with Sonny?" "Hellll no! He's got a tiny egg roll!"

by Pickle Smash May 27, 2013

Irish Egg Roll

When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .

This whiskey Dick is the worst ...Do you want to just give me an Irish Egg Roll?

by Tony Bananas November 21, 2020

Egg Roll

To beat someone's ass.

I'm gonna go egg roll on his ass.

by Reign Supreme January 12, 2023

Egg Roll

When your sex partner will penetrate their penis into the female whilst they pass wind onto their bellend and they pop their egg smothered cock into the female's mouth.

For example, last night I made an egg roll with my bird, it was pleasurable and she thoroughly enjoyed it.

by Bangers N Mash 69 July 6, 2019

grimey egg roll

when you hit it from the back and hit the mans nuts. very painful.

Jamie was having sex and irene hit him with a grimey egg roll. Jamie was very mad.

by grimeyeggroll June 6, 2020

Deaf Egg Roll

The action of stealing a deaf persons' hearing aid and putting it in an anal cavity, pulling it out and putting it on your ear while fucking an Asian.

I want to do a deaf egg roll to Justina

by bennybuckets November 5, 2019

My egg roll

Couples nickname ;)

Ur my egg roll

by Trump will find fraud August 12, 2021