When a man and his girlfriend buy a pound of butter and butter up the floor. Then they strip and the girl lies down spread out like an eagle, while the guy takes a running start and slides into her. Often, bacon grease is substituted with butter to make it more "american".
Billy: Dude, I gave Trixy The American Eagle last night!
Bob: Did you miss like last time? I'd hate to be the doctor that has to straighten your dick every time you do this.
Billy: Hell no! It was great! I even ate the butter after we were done!
Bob: Did you miss like last time? I'd hate to be the doctor that has to straighten your dick every time you do this.
Billy: Hell no! It was great! I even ate the butter after we were done!
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An ingenious codename for an ugly or unattractive person; Someone you have no desire to have sex or smooch with. As made famous by agent Bert Macklin from Parks & Recreation.
Agent Macklin: You can address me as "Eagle One."
Anne, Codename: "Been there, done that."
April is "Currently doing that."
Chris, Codename: "If I had to pick a dude."
Ben is..."Eagle Two."
Anne, Codename: "Been there, done that."
April is "Currently doing that."
Chris, Codename: "If I had to pick a dude."
Ben is..."Eagle Two."
by Skullwood June 30, 2015
Get the Eagle Two mug.Where by one man gets out his penis for 2 or more girls to lick suck and peck at like a nest of hungry baby eagles, being fed.
by Waaard March 31, 2010
Get the Hungry Eagles mug.One of the more barbaric tortures of the Ancient Norse style. The victim would either be cut down the front (a la disembowlment) and the ribs would be seperated, leaving the chest cavity open and unprotected. The other possible method was that the victim was cut from behind, the torturer digging his hands into the victim's torso and to the front, and seperating the ribs in such a way that they came out through his back, giving the illusion of wings, and thus a "bloody eagle".
Although this is a grusome fate, it was almost humane in that it gave nearly instant death, if not from shock then from bloodloss. Other methods of torture were meant to keep the victim alive and suffering. For example, one way was to put hot coals in the backs of the knees and elbows, burning the tendons, and tying the limbs in a manner that they would be completely flexed, so that they would heal in that way and the victim would be left with functionless limbs.
Although this is a grusome fate, it was almost humane in that it gave nearly instant death, if not from shock then from bloodloss. Other methods of torture were meant to keep the victim alive and suffering. For example, one way was to put hot coals in the backs of the knees and elbows, burning the tendons, and tying the limbs in a manner that they would be completely flexed, so that they would heal in that way and the victim would be left with functionless limbs.
Mr. Craig: And in the year 512 elephants from New Orleans ravaged the Plains of Normandy though the French King Henry VII did much to appease them.
Joe: Damn it, Mr. Craig, that never happened.
Mr. Craig: Mr. Palombit, if you interrupt me once more I will blood eagle you.
Joe:... (Horrified silence)
Joe: Damn it, Mr. Craig, that never happened.
Mr. Craig: Mr. Palombit, if you interrupt me once more I will blood eagle you.
Joe:... (Horrified silence)
by B-Zero September 26, 2006
Get the Blood Eagle mug.A conversation between Dr. Jack the agnostic epistemology professor and his student:
Dr. Jack: Roni my dear, have you concluded your ecclesiotomy thesis paper?
Roni: Yes professor! My research has convinced me to move out of the rectory and spread the actual truth.
Dr. Jack: The actual truth?
Roni: Yeah! I can't wait 'till we get to the end of the textbook!
Dr. Jack: Oh dear.
Dr. Jack: Roni my dear, have you concluded your ecclesiotomy thesis paper?
Roni: Yes professor! My research has convinced me to move out of the rectory and spread the actual truth.
Dr. Jack: The actual truth?
Roni: Yeah! I can't wait 'till we get to the end of the textbook!
Dr. Jack: Oh dear.
by The Shizifist November 9, 2012
Get the ecclesiotomy mug.An intentional decision that an individual or groups makes to intervene in a situation that is or has the potential to become risky, dangerous, or an emergency.
He was funneling beers and then wanted to drive his car. So we decided to EagleCheck him by taking his keys for the night and giving him water.
Our two friends were making out but had been drinking all night. They wanted to hookup but we chose to EagleCheck them to prevent anything risky for happening.
Our two friends were making out but had been drinking all night. They wanted to hookup but we chose to EagleCheck them to prevent anything risky for happening.
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