Epstein

An unwanted person, the "karen" or your friends according to Dane Cook

social fruitfly karen asshole loser

a: why is he here?
b: ugh he's such an epstein

by puckslut69 July 14, 2010

Epstein Log

The name for a penis that is shaped like an egg.

During the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix, it was revealed that he had an "egg shaped penis", to which he disgustingly smirked.

It's a play on the Lolita Express flight log, a.k.a. the Epstein flight log.

Much like someone with Peroni's Disease has a dick hooked more than Gonzo's nose, someone with an Epstein Log has a fucking oddly egg shaped appearing dick.

by Donkey McMuffinStuffin September 12, 2020

epstein

To shit uncontrollably upon having eaten to quickly; to shit your pants

"Hey man hurry up and finish your food so we can get to the party."
"Dude stop your going to make me pull an epstein"

Or

"When the cop gave me that sobriety test I swear I almost pulled an epstein."

by michael epstein September 22, 2007

Epstein didn't kill himself

Means the same thing as "jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

Jeff Bozos: Hey did u know that Epstein didn't kill himself?

Mark Suckerberg: Yes of course I know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 26, 2022

Epstein dat ass

The act of fucking someone so well, it was as if they fucked themselves.

Guy1: how you and your girl doing?
Guy2: Bruh, last night I Epstein dat ass!

by DaKirb March 17, 2020

epsteined

....."he just got epstiened" ..............means that he got murdered....

Epsteined was first used on a Twitch chatroom of #Robbaz and was spotted by #AlexisMason

........Jeffrey Epstein got epsteined..........

.........John F. Kennedy got epsteined.........

..........John Lennon got epsteined........

.........Martin Luther King Jr. got epsteined...

by #AlexisMason September 14, 2022

Brian epstein

Brian Esptein was John Lennon's homosexual partner which he continuesly had sex with every day (sometimes week) up until his death.

Person one: WOW! I wish I could fuck a Lennon like Brian Epstein
Person two: But he was homosexual !

by Lennonfucker September 1, 2021