Dellertrosexual

(n): An individual who is a self proclaimed metrosexual but in reality is just barely shy of qualifying as a full on out of the closet homosexual. A Dellertrosexual will use the term metrosexual as a means of hiding his true nature. In most cases the Dellertrosexual eventually does come out of the closet later in life. Dellertrosexuals are often caught wearing a bit of makeup, such as eyeliner and mascara, prompting the question amongst his peers: "maybe he was born with it...but maybe its Maybelline".

While a metrosexual may shave his chest., a Dellertrosexual will proudly admit to shaving his arms as well.

A metrosexual is generally well dressed, while a Dellertrosexual will change his shirt often more than three times before leaving the house, just for a night out with the guys.

Example:

A: "Is your friend Eric gay?"
B: "We aren't sure...we have never caught him in the act. He claims to be a metrosexual"
A: "More like a Dellertrosexual..."

A: "Ricky Martin finally came out of the closet"
B: "About time he stopped being a Dellertrosexual"

by Beavis2011 February 22, 2011

dullen

To make something dull

G: You can probably shave your legs about 10 times with one of my mach 3 blades.

H: That's all?

G: Yeah.

H: Why?

G: Because every time you shave, it dullens the razor.

by the original wordsmith September 15, 2009

diller

“Diller” is a danish slang-word used as a reference to “penis”, or another word for the male organ between the legs. It is mostly used by lower aged kids (7-12 years) as a swearword, allthough most parents in Denmark doesnt refer to it as a forbidden word.

“Fuck dig din dumme diller” (Fuck you, you stupid bastard.)

by noaherenabe November 29, 2019

dullcer

Exactly like cancer, only dull. Inflammation of the dull. Terminal dullness. Dullardry inherited and manifested. A disease of the dull.

Man, how can you live in that leper colony?

-Leper colony? No, it's not a leper colony, it's an internment camp for foreigners who were swindled out of their money and herded into the worst apartments possible.-

Uh huh, yeah it's a leper colony.
-No, no one has leprosy, there's government agents watching the foreigners, and they're on this mission because they have dullcer-

by Crunchy Shitburgers July 28, 2009

Candy Dulfer

Candy Dulfer (born 19 September 1969) is a popular Dutch smooth jazz alto saxophonist. She started to play saxophone at the age of six. She has had her own band, Funky Stuff, since she was fourteen. Her debut album Saxuality (1990) received a Grammy Award nomination. Over the years she released nine studio albums, two live albums, and one compilation album. She has performed and recorded songs with several other musicians, such as her father Hans Dulfer, Prince, Dave Stewart, René Froger, Van Morrison, and Maceo Parker. For the Dutch television series Candy meets... (2007),

Candy Dulfer is the hottest girl Alto Sax player this side of Mississippi!

by Jazzy Chase June 3, 2010

Dullard

A common foe whom is found in most places of the world. The person to dullard ratio is probobly around 1:20. A dullard usually follows people around, noses into what you are doing. And usually sucks at everything,

" So what courses are you taking next year? Yea, I was gonna do that, you shouldn't take that, So I'm the leading scorer of my host league hockey team..."

by oojuu April 5, 2003

Diller

A unit of measurement that is undefined.

That's about nine dillers right there. That's as big as a diller.

by MC Da Wiggala February 27, 2009