Starbucks Drone

A Starbucks Drone is a new breed of Homo Sapien, adapted to the exquisite atmosphere of organic food, blogging publicly at coffee shops (like Starbucks), artisan stuff, and, of course, Starbucks. Their newly classified scientific name is Homo Organicstarbucksian. A Starbucks Drone is usually a 20-30 year old of the sex male or female, who visits Starbucks at least twice a day. They seem not to be satisfied with a simple but effective drink. One of the most common orders are a Skinny Pumpkin Whip Artisan Organic Americana Latte with extra foam no fat bla bla bla 1234 drink. But there's more to this breed. Starbucks Drones are usually unemployed, and have blogs on the interent. They come to Starbucks and blog publicly on their Apple MacBook Computers, while sipping their extra-special artisan organic skinny drink, and type. In these blogs they write about everything that happens in their life.. and they act as if anyone cares. It's odd behavior that still isn't fully understand ed by scientists. They love to use words like "exquisite", "organic", "Starbucks", "artisan", "Starbucks", "my blog", to name a few. They also enjoy jazz music a little too much. They drive a Toyota Hybrid Prius, and 99% are pro-life and atheist. Some are homosexual, but not all. To better understand this breed yourself, go to your local Starbucks Coffee Shop and just look around. Lots of these people are Homo Organicstarbucksians. For more information, please email [e-mail]

Normal Guy: "Isn't the coffee here pretty good?"

Starbucks Drone: "It has so much personality and boldness, with a touch of caramel organic artisan beans."

Normal Guy: "What u talkin bout' Willis?"

by OKWHATYEAHH April 17, 2010

drone

pakistan's national bird, they are often found in areas near to Afghanistan border. they migrate from US!

SON- Look DAD, what kind of bird is that?
TERRORIST FATHER- FUCK!! hide ahmad you idiot that's an american drone!

by VALLY August 6, 2012

Drone Strike

An individual who repeatedly emails coworkers about their missed deadlines copying their team members and boss without talking to them first.

Tim: Did you read the email that came through last night from Drone Strike? I bet Dave is spewing right now...

Bill: Yea, what a cunt!

by ShadeHunter February 24, 2021

Medicated Drone

A person under the influence of prescription pain medication whose personality and emotions completely disappear. This person will act like a shell of a human being that is being controlled from a remote location (i.e. a drone).

Mike: What was wrong with Brian last night? He didn't seem like his normal self.

John: It must be because he's taking some really strong pain medication for his back.

Mike: Well that explains why he was acting like a medicated drone.

by Sparkles1974 August 2, 2012

Drone Strike

The act of jizzing on a person's face while they are sleeping.

Sarah was occupying my territory while she slept soundly last night. To reduce any collateral damage, I opted for a precision drone strike.

by moleymoley May 11, 2013

Donesha

A beautiful,pretty, amazing, sexy, friend. She always has your back. Most likely to be and Aries. Boys say her butt is fat. When it comes to her best friends she cares a lot for them and is a very nice person she will do anything for you. When it comes to her family and best friends she will never let you go or abandoned you.

Donesha you are very sweet.

by Christian Dow January 16, 2020

Doneski

The act completing a specific task, the end of any action or noun, in either a highly negative or highly positive manner.

Pos - Dude, school's finnally out. We're Doneski!

Neg - 44 to 0 fourth quarter? Dude, our team's doneski.

by Andrew Turner, Adam Purcell December 5, 2007