Bravo999: hey Shotgun you wanna take that shit to the truck stop?
Shotgun: nah your not worth it
Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway
Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.
Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy
Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*
Shotgun: nah your not worth it
Bravo999: fine then im gonna park in your driveway
Shotgun: no im really just an 8 year old kid.
Bravo999: you shouldent have started this shit boy
Shotgun: I'm telling my daddy! *Goes off crying*
by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme December 02, 2006
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.
Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.
by tara sweet February 19, 2010
The act of soaking the man's lower back, asscrack, butthole, and grundle with a steaming mix of milk thistle and animal cum (any mammal). Often done as a ceremonial, and often sexual, precursor to gay analingus.
At first it was just a hookup. But I could tell it was evolving into something more when he said he wanted to clear the driveway before we went any further.
by SarahBarreilles January 25, 2019
When you take out a scooter, bike, skateboard, etc, and go to the top of a driveway and roll down to the road and to the next driveway, and back again, and again until you stop.
Andy: Hey Mike
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...
by edgy sad kid December 27, 2017
(n) - Group of dudes standing in another guy's driveway while he works on something (usually a vehicle). Typically not there to help but to drink beer, talk sports, and avoid home.
1. Jen's husband has turned into a total Driveway Derelict ever since her mom moved in with them!
2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.
2. On any given Saturday, this neighborhood is FULL of Driveway Derelicts.
by Ileah519 June 11, 2011
The act of dancing in your driveway or garage upon learning that your spouse or significant other will be out of town for an extended period of time.
Did you hear that Karl's wife is going to Panama for a week on a business trip? Karl is already doing the driveway dance.
by Garage Dweller April 28, 2009
When someone by the name of Erin mould let's four hillbilly and crab infested men plunge there dicks into her like fat men at McDonald's.
by itsmrstealyourgirl April 11, 2015