Doucheyer

Pronounced douche-E-A

A person who is an even bigger douchebag than your average run of the mill douchebag.

This guy I work with told me he just broke up with his online girlfriend and he told me he wanted to fuck anything that walks. Then he asked if i had any single friends. Later that day the doucheyer sent me a LinkedIn request with a winky face and his number and told me to text him sometime.

by Kesquire January 2, 2013

doucheyness

The state or condition of showing douche like behavior.

Franny was on top of her doucheyness when she cut off that guy in during rush hour.

by ByMyLastBreath March 13, 2008

Doucheyism

The practice of being a total & complete douche bag.

Describing the common behavior of a typical Jack-ass

I detected an awful lot of doucheyism in that family

by Team Nelson MN August 18, 2010

douchey taco

a 'douchey taco' is a little stupid bastard who likes to look at men's buttocks but pretends to like women.

"Man, he was a douchey taco?"
"Yeah but at least he was trying to hide it by dating a girl."

by awkwardgirly June 20, 2016

Non-douchey

A rare trait in a tall white male trial advocate

"You can stand there and make up arguments off the top of your head and look non-douchey. Do you know how rare that is?"

by Chuck2311 February 21, 2017

awesomely douchey

the act of being awesome while being douchey this can occur while using words such as indeed, ergo and hence

hannah uses the word indeed all the time and this makes her awesomely douchey

by ergoer November 14, 2011

Douchey Johnfeed

John Hollenbeck in ANYWAYS , SHAPE , FORM, OR FASHION

yeah he exists

MMMMMM God i look so sexy today!!!!

man, i love these fossil sunglasses

"Dude herbert, why are you being such a douchey johnfeed today?"

by BILLUP PHONES November 29, 2010