Doucheyer

Pronounced douche-E-A

A person who is an even bigger douchebag than your average run of the mill douchebag.

This guy I work with told me he just broke up with his online girlfriend and he told me he wanted to fuck anything that walks. Then he asked if i had any single friends. Later that day the doucheyer sent me a LinkedIn request with a winky face and his number and told me to text him sometime.

by Kesquire January 2, 2013

doucheyness

The state or condition of showing douche like behavior.

Franny was on top of her doucheyness when she cut off that guy in during rush hour.

by ByMyLastBreath March 13, 2008

Doucheyism

The practice of being a total & complete douche bag.

Describing the common behavior of a typical Jack-ass

I detected an awful lot of doucheyism in that family

by Team Nelson MN August 18, 2010

Douchey Johnfeed

John Hollenbeck in ANYWAYS , SHAPE , FORM, OR FASHION

yeah he exists

MMMMMM God i look so sexy today!!!!

man, i love these fossil sunglasses

"Dude herbert, why are you being such a douchey johnfeed today?"

by BILLUP PHONES November 29, 2010

Faux Douchey

used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."

Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."

by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010

douchey shit

(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.

#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!

by Hopscotch Jones April 9, 2009

Douchey McDouchebag

What your girlfriend can be after you deny her sex...

Me: Naw no sex tonight babe...
Girlfriend: Ugh you're not even on your period I hate you. *slams door in face*
Me: Well maybe if you weren't such a Douchey McDouchebag I wouldn't mind having sex with you.

by Quellie Quel February 10, 2014