Douchebagary

An adjective enhancing douche bag

Being sly in the ways of the douche

You're douchebagary is off the charts!

His douchebagary skills allowed him to take control of the situation

by Anonymous65698 February 21, 2011

Douchebaginsons

A medical term used to refer to a person who has the inability to enjoy anything.

Taylor takes this pickup game way to seriously, he must have douchebaginsons.

by Dr. Jamaal August 20, 2011

Douchebaggy

When one is purposefully being a complete asshole but is usually not like that.

Mike: Hehe your wearing purple are you gay?
John: Why are you so douchebaggy right now? You're never like this?

by psudeoe August 4, 2012

Douchebagery

The regular practice of being a douchebag.

Wow Jeff is a total jerk...he's a master of douchebagery.

by Txgal May 10, 2016

douchebagfagalottapuss

The guy you never want to date. AKA: DBFLP.

DID YOU SEE THAT DBFLP? GIVE ME A BREAK! GET A LIFE LOSER!
I totally saw him. What a douchebagfagalottapuss.

by Hahanonogirl September 30, 2019

Douchebagism

Dogma and idiosyncrasies of the socially manufactured zombies caught up in the zeitgeist of its contemporary, tabloid celebrity culture. The ideology behind douchebagism could be summarized as the entirety of the ideas and opinions found within the ”impulse buyers” magazine rack at any given supermarket‘s checkout counter, condensed into a lifestyle, à way of life to aspire to, with its own set of internal rules, and it’s own set of values.

If you had the Anniston haircut in the 90s, you were a part of the douchebagism of the time.

by Boro1976 October 24, 2019