Dorkenheimer

1. An individual who is completly and utterly devoid of any style or sense.

2. Anyone whose I.Q. is less than .000000000009, or less than that of a tin can and a table leg.

Chuck: "You hear about that guy who robbed the bank?" Phil "Yeah, he was such a dorkenheimer, he tried to hitchhike with an unmarked police car!"

by Phil/Chuck August 4, 2009

Pulling An Uncle Domenick

The act of spilling food on your pant leg area

Omg I just spilled soup on my jeans!
Damn stop pulling an uncle domenick

by samofred September 17, 2016

dorming wood

n. When a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. Usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.

I was late for my laundry time when I woke up with dorming wood-I had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn't see it as I walked to the washer and dryer.

by jojoker March 1, 2010

DOMENICO BINI

Denomination of a raising star of the italian musical industry.
Also called IL MAESTRO because he teaches us everything and the meaning of life he is a charitable god.

Italy almost entered war after a Canadian guy made a video about il maestro where he stated he wasn't a great singer, only the teaches of Bini stopped the hundreds of warriors that were ready to destroy Canada

SHANA WANA HE!! Oeoeee e sessere
Original song by DOMENICO BINI

UN SALUTO A TUTTI I MIEI FANSS E NON!! PER SEMPRE EVI METALL!!!!!

by Rjmama May 20, 2020

madison dorman

if u have a madison dorman in ur life never let them go there an amazing person

“yo is that madison dorman?”
yea i think so
“dang i luv them so much”

by 📜 May 16, 2021

Pulled a Domen

Secretly pay for all the drinks in a bar and don't tell anyone.

"Your drinks were paid for already!", - "Did you pulled a Domen again?!"

by RealLifeExamples February 6, 2023

Dohment

One of those slap your forehead moments when you realise that you've just done something incredibly stupid.

The moment when something "dawns on you" and "the penny drops.

A dohment is when you realise that you've put the baby outside and tucked the cat up in the cot for the night.

or

A dohment is when you wonder why the lawn isn't looking any better then notice that you haven't engaged the lawnmower blade.

by la_spice August 4, 2009