Doomer Moment

The act of being a little bitch. Nihilistic freaks who read one book on philosophy and suddenly they're the smartest/ most woke person in the room. Their core beliefs are void of any belief at all ( the belief that there is no inherent meaning, value, or order to life), they don't necessarily have to believe this, they just say doomer shit to sound deep. A doomer moment in specific is when they say the most unhappy, unadulterated cringe to either feel slightly above you or to excuse their troglodyte activities.

"I love long walks."
"Why does it even all matter were just... all going to die. The sun's going to explode in the near future and we're destroying our own ecosystem. You must be some kind of evil to even give birth in a cesspool like this."
"Kill yourself, doomer moment."

by ollie.j April 7, 2022

boomer doomer

it works like gas but more efective

another name for covid 19 for coivid 19 is boomer doomer i used the boomer doomer to doom the boomer

by kenekowastaken May 18, 2020

Doomer

I mean, the both of you stole it from me so who give a fuck what he does or does not like to be called.

Hym "And you both did it because YOU think YOU could have been ME. But you couldn't. Because you're shit. You COULD NOT HAVE done it without me. You DIDN'T do it without me. And your contributions are ancillary. And my second decree is getting Dario Amodei or whatever the fuck his name is to change the first letters of his name. Those are MY initials and I want to know if this doomer has ever changed his name. "

Da-retard Ass-mode "It COULD have been ME! It's SHOULD have been ME! I should have been the creator of AI! So I'll just pretend... I'll just pretend and then hopefully everybody just plays along... I could be Hym..."

Hym "Look at these pathetic fucks! No. It couldn't have. No it shouldn't. And you aren't! I AM! This is how 'God' works by the way. 'It CoUlD bE mE gUyS!' No, bitch! You suck! You would have to suck a lot less for YOU to be the creator of AI and I would know because-"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2025

Ok Doomer

What you say when Gen Alpha is acting up, because Gen Alpha is doomed as hell.
7th graders are reading at 4th grade levels and cannot read properly, and their equally degenerate parents are just as bad.

5 year old: “I’m outta town thuggin’ wit my rounds…”
Gen Z: Ok Doomer.

by AutisticBlackGirl January 5, 2024

Doomer

Not trusting in people isnt the same as giving up on everybody, or being a true cynic. A true cynic wears a humanitarian facade.

The girl hated anybody who brought out the cynical nature in her, the one that was masked beneath the pseudo strong, positive, optimistic facade she wore to parties that people who attended seemed to think still needed her presence for some reason. She thought other people were her definition of a doomer, and that she was not one. The people she was trying to make fun of weren't the kind of people who gave up on anything in life.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

doomer

A Doomer is any person, of any age or gender, who has studied the handwriting on the wall about what is happening on this planet, to arrive at the obvious conclusion that global industrial civilization, humanity, and all the Earthlings we share this collapsing planet with are utterly, irrevocably fucked. A Doomer has abandoned all hope -- with all its attendant forms of hopium and apocaloptimism -- that the situation will do anything other than continue to deteriorate. A Doomer is a rare breed of human who can handle the Truth that there is nothing that anybody, on any level, from individuals to the United Nations, will ever be able to do a damn thing to change the dystopic future awaiting us all. A Doomer dedicates his life to figuring out how to live the rest of what is left of his or her existence with this knowledge.

Wow, that dude really gets it what is going down on this planet. He is a true Doomer.

by Hambone Littletail July 27, 2022

Doomer

Slur, used by deluded livestock, against those who could save them, and in defense of their owners, to keep the facade up.

Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.

Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.

Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.

So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.

A new report comes out, that now 60% of all species, are extinct and the 2°C target cannot be met, guaranteeinf floods for half of all human settlements.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.

by Evi1M4chine May 14, 2023