1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.

2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.

" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "

" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "

Dook Muffin by Vendon March 26, 2009

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Dook Tweet

Tweeting during defecation.

I just proposed to my girlfriend in a dook tweet.

Dook Tweet by chunkybeef May 12, 2011

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dook effect

the effect in which someone will see a word as spelled correctly despite it being misspelled

The sign said "Please use side dook", but the person saw it as "Please use side door" because of the dook effect.

dook effect by Moximas December 25, 2016

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dook larue

A silly drummer dog from rockafire explosion. Usually wearing a space suit, though his early version had a different outfit. Turned into a lizard looking thing named ozone in the moonrockers, and turned into Pasqualle in CEC.

"Dook Larue is my favorite member of the rockafire explosion! "
"Me too! I hope to own my own dook animatronic some day! "

dook larue by Only the Cheesiest of toast December 30, 2021

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