The Part Off Being High, Where Everything Becomes Motionless, By Smoking Large Amounts of Marijuana.
by AStonerXD May 23, 2011
by greatday87 October 26, 2011
Past (and most frequently used) tense of "doof", it is to inflict serious amounts of pain from something. Commonly used in the passive voice.
by Joe Drago February 04, 2003
Minneapolis-area slang for a cigarette.
by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013
Jerry: Sorry guys
Steve: What?
Jerry: i doofed in the punch :(
Steve: awh, jerry you shitdick!
Kyle: dude what the fuck!?
Danielle: I just drank some, it's not that bad.
Steve: It smells now... i can taste it in the air..
Jerry: and the steak....
All: WTF!?!
Danielle: what didnt you doof on?
Steve: Im eating fucking doofsteak!
Steve: What?
Jerry: i doofed in the punch :(
Steve: awh, jerry you shitdick!
Kyle: dude what the fuck!?
Danielle: I just drank some, it's not that bad.
Steve: It smells now... i can taste it in the air..
Jerry: and the steak....
All: WTF!?!
Danielle: what didnt you doof on?
Steve: Im eating fucking doofsteak!
by the doofus master April 04, 2010
The attempt to consume drugs with your dick. A dick-based boof. May be performed by dipping the tip in, pouching in the foreskin, funneling into urethra, among other methods.
by Doofer Dan January 13, 2023
A sound effect made by someone to emphasize when something is hit with high impact of any kind, be it a punch, a car slamming into a brick wall, a gunshot, or a high impact fart launching out of someones tight rectum with the force of ten typhoons.
You usually want to stretch out the "F" sound, as if it's a sniper rifle shot resonating through the air.
You usually want to stretch out the "F" sound, as if it's a sniper rifle shot resonating through the air.
"Yo what's 'doof'? You keep saying that and it's confusing me."
"Oh! Allow me to demonstrate" *winds up punch and slams fist into their face* "DOOOOOOOOF"
"Oh! Allow me to demonstrate" *winds up punch and slams fist into their face* "DOOOOOOOOF"
by fartsensei69 January 24, 2020