doof

An idiot who hits himself in the face

Dahh..doof!

by Christy February 12, 2003

Doof

Used when a person is in extreme confusion. Signifies to another person you have not a clue.

*Someone says something very long and complicated*..... *You pause for a minute* aaaaaahhhhh??....... doof?!?

by Ken Palumbo September 25, 2005

Doof

v. When one farts out the dick

Alright who doofed? Wasnt me cus penis did not rumble... oh crap shaith!

by Jodan!! December 28, 2005

doof

when you choke,you doof it

your going for the game winning 3 and you doof it

by chris pigott October 1, 2007

Doof

1. To play in a whimsical manner.

2. To mess around with; play around with.

1. See those kids over there? They sure are doofin' it up!

2.

a. Ay Dog, you better not be doofin' around with my sister! Cuz if I find out...

b. Hey man, I thought you said that there will be girls at this spot. Why you gotta be doofin' me like that? I hate it when you doof about sh!t like that!

by Kanzen Taichou June 28, 2010

Doof

A god damn fucking idiot.

Guy 1:HURR DURR FURRRRRR

Guy 2:....Your a doof.

Guy 1:DERR HURR DURR FURRRRR

by Rytas April 20, 2011

Doof

Feces. As in food goes into your body, and the reverse, doof, comes out.

After all that Taco Bell I gotta doof something fierce.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003