Doofed

The Part Off Being High, Where Everything Becomes Motionless, By Smoking Large Amounts of Marijuana.

Dude...I'm So Fucking Doofed!

by AStonerXD August 6, 2011

doofing

Putting your testicals inside a vacuum cleaner.

"did you hear what john did yesterday? he was totally doofing!!"

"duuudee. lets doof together!"

by greatday87 October 26, 2011

doofed

Past (and most frequently used) tense of "doof", it is to inflict serious amounts of pain from something. Commonly used in the passive voice.

Bob just got DOOFED by that truck!

by Joe Drago February 4, 2003

Doof

Minneapolis-area slang for a cigarette.

"Yo man let's go smoke a doof"

or

"Hey man you can I bum a doof off you?"

by jazzersizer69er_89 April 13, 2013

Doof

When you fart out your dickhole

"The male queef"

He who doofs is a doofus

Jerry: Sorry guys

Steve: What?

Jerry: i doofed in the punch :(

Steve: awh, jerry you shitdick!

Kyle: dude what the fuck!?

Danielle: I just drank some, it's not that bad.

Steve: It smells now... i can taste it in the air..

Jerry: and the steak....

All: WTF!?!

Danielle: what didnt you doof on?

Steve: Im eating fucking doofsteak!

by the doofus master June 28, 2010

Doof

Doof is a slang term often used to describe a state of being under the influence of mind-altering substances, particularly when one is high or stoned. This word is commonly employed in informal conversations, typically in situations where someone appears to be acting in a carefree, goofy, or eccentric manner due to the effects of substances like marijuana or other recreational drugs. "Doofed" individuals might display altered perceptions, giggling fits, and a tendency to engage in quirky behavior, making it a fitting term to capture the lighthearted and sometimes offbeat nature of being in an altered state. However, it's important to note that the word "doof" is primarily used within specific social circles and might not be universally recognized.

“Bro i’m so doof I can’t believe this”

“How doof are you right now? I’m feeling pretty doof”

by yanguwan October 12, 2023

Doof

A person who is a straight up doof schmoof who loves to eat ass and play fortnite.

Danny has the biggest doof poop who loves to schnob on a cob..

by Dirk is Sleep June 4, 2018