Donte

A fun loving guy that gets hella bitches. He has a 8 inch cock and he loves to cuddle. He keeps long relationships and he is honest. He would never cheat on a girl and loves the ladies. If you see a donte you should instently hug him because he gives great hugs!

Guy 1: dam look at donte he gets all the bitches

Guy2 : i wish iw as him he is my role model

by dashit111111111 January 7, 2012

Donte J

A person who is generally a good writer and artist. A Donte J is very straight forward. He/she is every open minded and very well rounded.

Person: Dude that girl is defiantly a donte j

by livelifexlol June 27, 2010

Donkle

The nickname of a boy that may mean stupid and or dick. Reminiscent of the word donkey. Can be used as and adjective, verb, and or noun.

Goddamn it dominic you're being such a donkle.
What a donkle thing to do.
Why are you allways donkling around?

by Gabby_Is_Swag February 16, 2021

crap dongle

A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.

Bruce left and took his crap dongle with him, now our computers and servers have been down.

by daniel Tamez January 19, 2008

Limp dongle

: A useless, flaccid human being.

: Limp, obnoxious, but necessary.

: Appropriated from ‘dongle’; slang used to describe annoying adapters for electronic equipment.

These politicians are a bunch of limp dongles.

by Bussty April 3, 2021

On Dongle

On dongle is a term used to exclaim a true deep meaningful promise. The term dongle is used to emphasize the ability of one's virtue to carry out whatever the fuck is requested. The loss of the dongle is being defined as being unfaithful to the agreement.

"Im boutta fucking eat this bagel" said Jerry
"ON FUCKING DONGLE LEMME GET SOME" Said Deshawn

"If i land this trick we fuckin" Said Tom
"On dongle??" Said Demarcus

by Rajeshornot October 28, 2022

Dontre

A sexy, funny, bold, honest, dark, lovable, and philosophical man. Is honest yet serious at times. Can be nerdy and badass at the same time. Any woman would want to touched, fondeled, and loved by a Dontre. Even most likely to succeed or fall in a destructive manner.

"Damn, I wish I was a Dontre."

by GiantDad88989 February 28, 2017