dousche monkey

When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.

At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!

by crzyqbanmark January 6, 2008

dousche coosh

A dousche coosh is slightly similar to a cunt. Deragatory towards the female species. Its a biznatch that has a bulgy, cushiony pussy (that you may use as a pillow) but you might pass out because it smells like it needs to be dousched.

"I'm not goin anywhere near that dousche coosh"
"Whats that smell? Do you have a dousche coosh"
"Dude... did you just wake up from a dousche coosh?"
"Your dousche coosh looks like a kangaroo pouch"
"Your dousche coosh is so huge it looks like you gave birth to a horse"

by Poonjab April 8, 2006

dorsch

1. the epitomy of perfection

2. the creator of dorsch-bag

3. the dorsch in the mighty dorsch and the raptors

1. Look at that dorsch

by Keith D March 5, 2008

Dooschbag

Insulting name for Someone who seems to constantley Fuck up

Jeezus mark...your such a Dooschbag...I told you not to sniff the milk

by Che and da joker April 20, 2005

donch

to mess something up

We couldn't go to the party because Roman had to be a donch.

by Roman Zaremba March 3, 2004

douschebaggery

The act of being a douschebag

stop all of this damned douschebaggery!

by smexybeastofthewoods November 9, 2010

doschnozzle

Someone who's a complete ass for no reason and doesn't give a fuck what you have to say afterwards

John: Hey Steve you are a fucking idiot and don't deserve to live
Steve: You're such a doschnozzle

by Rustybeartrap March 11, 2011