doding

the process by which you slap someone in the face with your penis. hence possibly leaving a mushroom tatoo :)

Holy crap, I'm bored . . . lets go doding!!

by Monkey Balls May 13, 2005

Swill Dodging

(verb) To avoid partaking in an alcohol related social event. One whom participates in Swill Dodging is known as a Swill Dodger.

We're all going boozing tonight and there'd better be no Swill Dodging going on!

by St.Ultan March 2, 2009

Doyoingle

A word used to describe an object that you have forgotten the name of, similar to thingamajig

Can you pass me the doyoingle over there?

by Just a random bowl of soup April 29, 2023

Animal League of People Dodging

The league in which every animal takes part in and often results in death from trying to dodge cars.

Each year they have a memorial day February 16th for all the animals who have died partaking in people dodging.

The acronym is ALPD.

Geoff: I ran over a squirrel today.

Barry: Well, he must of been taking part in the Animal League of People Dodging.

by someone thought of you October 29, 2010

Dodding

Dodding is the act of noncing/preying on a child, under the age of concent

"Oi steve"
"Yes mate"
"Can you stop dodding on the kids for fucks sake?"
"No suck your mum"

by Cock slimjim 12343221 January 28, 2020

Tab dodging

A mod in gta 5 story mode modded in which the entire lobby is banned and the servers crash.

Person 1: Did you know rockstar bans you permenantly if you're Tab dodging?

Person 2: Well I have to disable it now I guess.

by KilthaBlacks October 14, 2021

Scooby Dooing

Seriously trippin on bandaids while watching scooby-doo with friends.

Jack loves Scooby Dooing every night with Neal.

by JT1138 August 6, 2008