faux dive

A bar which looks like a dive but is acutally a trendy spot. A common hangout for hipsters. Word originates from the television show "The Simpsons"

Yuppie: "Hey, this isn't faux dive. This is a dive,"
Moe: "You're a long way from home, yuppie-boy. I'll start a tab."
Simpsons

by Lasko August 3, 2006

Booty diving

The process in which your booty is penetrated either by force or consensual pleasure. Probing the anus to its complete depth. Taking it up the rectum for medical procedures is also considered booty diving/ anal probing.

I love to go booty diving!

by Crocodile1 October 7, 2018

Shark Diving

To blow trannys in the back of a taxi cab

Hey man i went shark diving last week and this tranny cam on my new shirt.
Brett Melchart went shark diving.

by OzzyD September 23, 2015

Trumpster Diving

The act of 'scraping the bottom of the barrel' to find usable items.

Did you see the latest picks for cabinet? That's some serious Trumpster Diving.

by coff33_gal February 1, 2017

desk diving

A term used in the watch collecting community to refer to scuffs, scratches, and wear to a watches bracelet received while sitting at an office desk. These marks are considered normal wear and tear and are usually received while typing as the bracelet rubs the desk. The term comes from the popularity of diving watches that are worn not for diving purposes, but for aesthetic ones in the office.

This watch looks brand new except for some desk diving marks on the bracelet.

by watchguy23 October 29, 2008

Scar dive

As opposed to a stage dive at a concert, a Scar dive is when a member of the audience or band is on stage and leaps forward into the crowd with his/her arms fully extended outward. Reminiscent of Scar from The Lion King when he leaped at Simba to attack him.

Bro! Did you see my Scar dive into the pit last night?

by tjc4210 April 10, 2010

dive bombing

To begin taking a shit while still hovering over the toilet and quickly sitting down. This usually hits the target, but sometimes shit lands outside the target causing coscateral damage.

After eating five burritos I could feel a donkey turn coming. I ran to the crapper but ended up dive bombing it anyhow.

by the defecation station July 4, 2008