dit wad

A scatterbrained individual. Same as ditz with more emphasis.

Jul 7, 2007 ... originally in the urban dictionary (Google it)
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My cat is such a dit wad. He falls in waterdish at least twice a day!

by Damien5280 April 12, 2009

DIT

An acronym for Duff In Training. DUF which stands for designated ugly friend, is a common person amongst a group of friends. It especially pertains to those who wish to make themselves appear even more attractive.

Your friend isn't a DUF yet but she's close, she's a DIT for now.

by Sleepy Head April 24, 2007

dit head

a fucking idiot

or

the "dit" is like saying dick so i could be a dick head

"WHY YOU GOT TO BE SPILLINNN BEER AND SHIT!" "YOUR SUCH A DIT HEAD!"

by D.CATBITCH November 19, 2008

Pun-dit

a person who habitually uses puns in conversation; an asshole.

“Hey did you see my new Urban Dictionary word? I totally PUN-DIT.”
“You’re an asshole.”

by Merryman Webster May 31, 2013

Dit sqeeze

Meaning goofy, stupid, scared or fuck boy

"Man don't be such a dit sqeeze just ask Sara out."

by Will Krumholz August 25, 2011

dit me VNPT

If you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that they are frustrating with the internet bandwidth and they are most likely to live with the lag or unplayable.

"HOLY SHIT I'm randomly teleporting all around the map, dit me VNPT ping cao vai ca lon!"

"Fuck! we lose the round! Why I can't hear the plant bomb sound? dit me VNPT" - "You randomly have 3-6% loss that's why you can't hear the plant bomb sound."

by DekaiUmi March 11, 2022

dit me FPT

when you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their internet bandwidth is cut and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.

"He is randomly teleporting around the map, he must be cheating!" - "Don't be worried, he just said "dit me fpt", he's just lagging."

"Stop AFK-ing ever so frequently, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't play, it's dit me fpt"

by I'm Tran, not Nguyen March 31, 2020