by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 03, 2025
A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.
There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.
by QuacksO December 30, 2017
Person 1: Hey did you see that new James Cameron film where the guy needed to be saved by that badass chick
Person 2:Yeah I did, He's a daniel in distress rather than being the hero of the story
Person 2:Yeah I did, He's a daniel in distress rather than being the hero of the story
by daniel needs saving February 20, 2019
Wanting to contact someone you really want to link with but already messaged.. you feel. Like pestering them will piss them off so you don’t and it drives you mad.
Man I open and close my inbox all day waiting on Marshall, but he just leaves me hanging. It’s making communication distressful dm.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 03, 2025
WHY IS ALL OF KANYE'S DISCOGRAPHY 3 SECONDS LONG?!?!?!?!?!! WHY IS INTRO 4 HOURS LONG??!?!!! HUH!!???
by psychoBBY August 16, 2023
this is a distress call please help November just came to my house and put me in a sack full of rapper memorabilia and threw me inside of a Gorillaz fan page please help
by psychoBBY November 06, 2022