Distress

devoid of wealth.

Women who are in distress

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2024

distress ass joe

when somebody is heartbroken about somebody but they so friendly

boy you a distress ass joe with ur friendly ass

by kroybetter July 04, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Distressed Fidgets Ruined It FOr Me<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Distressed Fidgets Ruined It FOr Me<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Distressed Fidgets Ruined It FOr Me<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 03, 2025

intesticle distress

A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.

There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.

by QuacksO December 30, 2017

Distress Call No 2

WHY IS ALL OF KANYE'S DISCOGRAPHY 3 SECONDS LONG?!?!?!?!?!! WHY IS INTRO 4 HOURS LONG??!?!!! HUH!!???

"Man i hate Gorillaz now"
distress call no 2

by psychoBBY August 16, 2023

Distress Call No 1

this is a distress call please help November just came to my house and put me in a sack full of rapper memorabilia and threw me inside of a Gorillaz fan page please help

I will not listen to Distress Call No 1

by psychoBBY November 06, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Distress Stutte rsRuined It FOr Me<.7.9.7.6>

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 03, 2025