The accidental clicking of an unintended web link due to a frame shift which can occur during the millisecond between the
time you actually click something and the
time the click is registered by your device.
Generally occurs when you are rapidly trying reach a web link after you thought a page was done loading but really wasn'
t. The page looks complete and safe to click, and then it does the Ickey Shuffle on you.
Leads to an unintended opening of an incorrect website which can have many dire consequences - including missing out on concert tickets, annoying
pop-ups, and quite possibly your wife thinking you clicked on Ashley Madison when you really didn't
mean to. It is widely believed possibly by at least one economist that the next global financial
crash and recession
will be caused by a Stutterclick.
Quite possibly the most annoying
thing about a computer since your dialup access to
AOL was interrupted by somebody in the house picking up the phone while you were in the "Married and Flirting" chatroom.
(wife, to husband) ARE YOU
CHEATING ON ME, I SEE YOU ARE ON ASHLEY MADISON!!
(husband, to wife) I swear, I was trying to
check my fantasy football score and I stutterclicked!
(husband, to wife) Honey, what the hell happened to our 401K? Our retirement savings is wiped out!
(wife, to husband, sobbing) Oh my god I'm so sorry, I was just trying to
get onto Ashley Madison and I stutterclicked!