prez dispenser

What president Bush is: A lie dispenser.
pezdispenser.
"lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie!"

Example 1: All that comes out of President Bush's mouth is lies!
Example 2: I have a Prez dispenser magnet on my fridge.

by Jaja A August 2, 2006

PEZ Dispenser

Guy is standing up. Girl is in front of guy, on her knees giving him head. Right after the guy blows his load, before she can swallow it, he smacks her under the chin causing her head to raise up. Then punches her in the gut so she spits the load out. Kinda like when you lift the head on a real PEZ Dispenser and candy comes out. For added realism and fun have the girl ware some sort of Halloween mask, like Darth Vader or Bugs Bunny, etc.

At the Halloween party I went in the bathroom with this chick in a Yoda costume and did a PEZ Dispenser.

by Intercaust February 4, 2004

dispense sass

To amuse others in an irreverent, spontaneous manner; to lolz

And then I will assume control of class,
And students will be free to dispense sass.

by Watson Brother January 27, 2004

jizz dispenser

A reference to the fact that the penis discharges semen or jizz - a play on pez dispenser.

Fred - Hey man, how'd it go with that chick last night?

Carl - Dude, that girl was jerking my jizz dispenser till it was empty.

by Donnie Darko shit on my salad December 23, 2010

pez dispenser

Another name for a 9mm clip, named for similarity. See also tic tac pack

Dog, grab them pez dispensers and let's roll on them tricks.

by Digital D July 22, 2006

biddi dispenser

A mystery place, door or staircase that hot biddi's seem to consistently walk out from. A sure bet when trauling for biddi's.

trevor: do you reckon the biddi dispenser will be firing tonight?

Ash Mcbanus: fuck yeah man! The biddi's will be flowing no doubt.

by USDMem1 October 12, 2010

prez dispenser

a person who hands out sums of money to people.

Man, did you see joe he was everybody's prez dispenser.

by element95 February 22, 2009