The brown stinky stuff that evacuates from the
rectum.
Color, size, shape, and consistency varies. Fecal matter. Poo. Poop. #2. Doo
doo.
"Did you make dirt?" asks the dad to the
two-year old, when feeling the back of his
pull-up.
"There's dirt on the
floor" says the dad to the potty training two-year old.
"Let me see mommy's dirt" asks the two-year old to mommy, sitting on the pot.