Dirk

Stop acting like a dirk.
by Adam Dirkass October 08, 2009
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dirking

Tired of saying Dirt biking well,

Dirt plus Biking= Dirking
"I went dirking today, it was rad."
by H-poo March 30, 2008
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Dirk

A really dumb looking guy who has no muscle. He has a big Jewish nose and is mean to girls.
Dirk is my name.
by Dam dirk April 28, 2016
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Dirking

To selfishly engage in a romantic, one-sided relationship with a non-compatible partner without long-term intent due to desire for companionship.

Past tense: dirk-ed
David was dirking Lisa because he knew they were not compatible but he continued to see her even though he knew she wanted more than he was willing to give. Lisa was being dirked.
by sillymilo April 07, 2014
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Dirk

The words dick and jerk put together.
It was made when my freind accidentally said it when trying to say dick, and so i decided he ment dick and jerk.
What a dirk!
Man that guys a dirk.
by Duey June 02, 2006
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Dirk

That guy totally cock blocked me last night while i was trying to get with her sister... what a dirk!
by ConnieD January 01, 2012
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Dirk

Dirk is a guy who is an absolute asshole, who also is the most stoned and seedy cunt that the earth has ever known. He cant even speak clearly or fluently enough to understand whatever he says and he hangs around the most pathetic crowd. Dirk needs to be a less seedy prick and more of a good member of his peers.
Durkdirk
by nick devergen June 24, 2011
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