Celine Dion

The most amazing & beautiful singer ever born. She is the best performer America has ever experienced. Thank you Canada.

Celine Dion is the hottest thing in the world.

by eyesonceline April 7, 2009

celine dion

A very intelligent woman.

"So Ken, I hear Celine Dion is a very intelligent woman.."

by TehCentral September 15, 2007

celine dion

Probably the best music artist ever to grace the stage. Can sing incredibly and hit notes that other 'stars' could only dream of hitting. Those who slate her wouldn't know talent if it slapped them in their arrogant faces. Long may she reign.

Who's that woman who was awarded biggest selling female artist ever?

Oh, celine dion?

by Kursteh April 21, 2008

Dion yorkie

A queer queen that has a fiance named sebb argo.

Person 1: Do you know who dion yorkie is?
Person 2: YEAH HAVE YOU WATCHED HIS RECENT VIDEO?

by Melz April 13, 2020

Celine Dion

The only thing for which most Canadians apologize to America for on a daily basis.

Canadian: Celine Dion is an ugly bitch. We're sorry for letting her leave the country.

by AJAW September 25, 2005

Celine Dion

What did we ever do to our neighbors up north to deserve this megaton bomb of pretentious, pompous, screechy, annoying, bombastic, noisy shit dropped on us? Celine became a star in the fucking PC 90s and has sold zillions of albums. Her horrible albums sound like a cat caught outside in a thunderstorm. Either that or maybe she's being tortured. Anyway, her music is total crap, for yuppies and Ally McBeal fans. 100% godawful rubbish. It's going to take a lot of Canadian bacon, Labatt Blue and hockey teams to make up for this Canadian dud of an export.

I was in the wonderful city of Montreal and I had just toured the splendid Notre Dame cathedral. I ran across two American tourists sitting outside. It was nice to be speaking English with a couple of Yanks like myself. One of them told me that the cathedral I was just in was where Celine Dion got married a few months earlier. Like I really gave a flying fuck.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 10, 2008

Celine Dion

(proper noun) A popular Canadian songstress, proof that you can be butt-ugly and still be famous. Married to Santa Claus (AKA Renee Angelil). FLATNESS

Celine Dion is the ugliest singer I know, and her husband looks just like Santa Claus!

by mr_brennan November 17, 2005