A dickweed is a plant that sprouts when an inseminated tissue ends up at a landfill. To refer to someone as a dickweed suggests they are equally useless.
by HoratioT April 16, 2008
Get the dickweedmug. by Bela-Lugosi December 20, 2010
Get the Dickweedmug. The weed that a male keeps separated from the rest of his stash with the hope that sharing it with a female will help his penis find happiness and purpose.
John spent his entire bag of dickweed on some skinny blonde girl, and then disappeared - he's probably plowing her right now.
by cmkaufma June 18, 2011
Get the Dickweedmug. by grut head May 6, 2010
Get the Dickweedmug. Dick, as in penis/stupid + weed, as in, marijuana. Marijuana, which perceives you to be dopey,. Weeds,also in general, as they are in the home garden. They are a pain in the ass and annoying. Therefore weed = dopey/pain in the ass/annoying. As one word, this comes to be 'dickweed'.
John: I told you not to put the sauce in until its completely cooked.
Paul: Oh,i didnt know. Oops.
John: You've just ruined it. You fuckin dickweed!
Paul: Oh,i didnt know. Oops.
John: You've just ruined it. You fuckin dickweed!
by FrancoAus May 10, 2009
Get the Dickweedmug. That dank shit boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Plus Christian Servers are bomb as fuck so get with the times
Plus Christian Servers are bomb as fuck so get with the times
"Damn bruh you been Hitten that bomb ass devils dickweed"
Response: "hell yeah muthafucka, I'm going bonkers like Jar Jar Binks Bitch"
Response: "hell yeah muthafucka, I'm going bonkers like Jar Jar Binks Bitch"
by sknfnanfalnfa May 11, 2018
Get the Devils Dickweedmug. Adjective: A term used to describe a individual who is being rude and or annoying. The individual may have also done something to hurt the describer
by Dont Neg ME October 8, 2018
Get the Medieval Dickweedmug.