bomb ass dick

A dick so good.. makes you wet when you think about it. and you can imagine it driving through you while you at a family dinner, and u gtta go masturbate

"jack! he has some bomb ass dick "

" how can i get over him with that bomb ass dick...."

by chloe.88 May 27, 2019

grab dick and ass month

Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:

1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)

2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail

3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.

4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11

Good luck!

*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me”
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”

by lucascdf October 2, 2019

dick up the ass

When someone's behaviour is so superficial, selfish, difficult to tolerate, and morally reprehensible that the only foreseeable resolution is to sort them out by sodomising them within one inch of permanent rectal damage.

"That Emma is so full of shit, she always interrupts people in meetings."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."

by arnold hungwell October 12, 2008

Dick In My Ass

Someone who is in a bad or bitchy mood.

Clay: Ay Morai have you had a dick in your ass today?
Morai: Yes,Clay I have had a dick in my ass all day.
Liz: Me too.

by Cancel button August 24, 2007

Grab dick and ass day

September 10 is the day you grab boys with big dicks and smack and grab somebody ass

September 10 is grab dick and ass day

by Cleve clevon September 9, 2019

Bomb ass dick

A dick so good it leaves you shaking afterwards. Usually belongs to a Carlitos

Damn, Carlitos gave me that bomb ass dick yesterday night. I felt like an earthquake afterwards.

by Yuhd February 9, 2021

Big ass dick

when you see a bick ass cock and your like dayum, that mutherfucker got a big ass dick i wish i could suck that shit until it creams in my butt all night.

Hey bro you have a big ass dick, i bet you could tear my ass apart with that thing.

by AKSAFFARI January 11, 2009