dewshe bag

the way douche bags spell douche bag because they're trying to be cool.

(this would be a situation online)
random douche bag: youre such a dewshe bag!
smart person: you stupid dumbass douche bag, it's spelled douche bag!

by Molly February 22, 2004

denihilst

A person and or an organization which finds significance and meaning in trivial things or matters of no importance.

A cultural example comes from the Cohen Brothers 1998 film, The Big Lebowski. The story's protagonist, Jeff Lebowski known as "The Dude", endures hardship and misadventure while pursuing the recovery of his stolen rug because, "It really tied the room together." Lebowki is an unrepentant denihilst.

by James Billy November 28, 2012

DeWitt’s Law

"The strange cousin to Godwin’s Law ... that equal marriage rights can rarely be discussed by conservatives without a double entendre eventually being deployed typically related to something being shoved down someone’s throat"
- David DeWitt (Twitter @TheRevDeWitt)

Commenter 1: ... and that's why we need equal rights protection under the law.
Commenter 2: DeWitt’s Law in three, two, one...
Commenter 3: You damn Democrats, stop wanting to shove your gays down my children's throats!
Commenter 2: Ding!

by Pennarin October 3, 2014

dewinism

The religion that praises Dewey from Malcom in the Middle. All praise Dewey.

"I'm Christian, what are you?"
"I practice Dewinism."

by ShinyRedPeach January 1, 2015

Dewhored

Retracting an individual's "whore" title

I dewhored you last week. I'm the only whore now. -rc

by Therealwhore April 20, 2020

Dewi Decimal Rounding

The act of rounding the time up or down depending on whether your about to go on smoko or finish your smoko

Boss: You cant leave now there's still 15 minutes left of work
Me: Sorry Donna, dewi decimal rounding says I can round it up and finish now

by Falcon2.0 May 4, 2020

delihla

One of the best people I know super nice, easy to talk to, and super duper pretty/cute. GAYEST person I know and reflects on people ALL the time but over all great company. Super creative and if you get a Delihla don’t let her go because she will be your best friend and you’ll trust her with your life.

Best friend Delihla

by Gussybutt:))) March 5, 2022