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Alcohol dependence

An 18yo white girl
1: I think I have alcohol dependence
2: Well, of course, you do, you're an 18yo white girl
by the_defineer69 March 9, 2020
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human dependence

when things relie on pepole to thrive.
An ecosystem that is very heavy on human dependence.
by sussy amogus imposter#7 August 31, 2021
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Minus Decendance

Minus Decendance is a funny game that is a Roguelike Horror Game

the OTHER explanation :
funni floor gaem where i keep dying to the sTUPID GRREEED ENTITY I AHTE HIMR I HATAE
Participant #10001: I still haven't found Gumballer in Minus Decendance yet!
Parcipitant #10000: bro he is like extremely rare.
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Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
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Dependable fuck

That type of girl who you can always count on. The girl you can always have a great time with - no drama or anxiety, just fun happy vibes. Just pure love.
Jane is one of a kind, a dependable fuck, who makes life just that better.
by Gaugamela April 19, 2018
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dependency injection

A braindead way to say "passing arguments." Spooky arguments at a distance.
You are a Java program invoked via dependency injection.

You wake up, and your muscles and bones are shoved into place just before you move. You go to wash your hair but it fails to materialize and the universe ends.
by kraaaal November 21, 2018
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Dependacitis

The fake infectious disease used to describe a U.S Military spouse or significant other that has slowly relied more on their partner for support. Symptoms include quitting their job, abusing their spouse’s rank, and an increased frequency of pregnancy and birth. Typically the disease develops stronger as time in the relationship goes on. While there is no cure, some members report a higher intelligence and common sense can keep symptoms down long enough for the member to retire or get out of the military.
Enlisted Military Sergeant: Hey lieutenant why doesn’t your girlfriend ever come to our parties anymore? Are you big leaguing us or something?
Lieutenant: Oh she has a bad case of dependacitis, she used my rank to try to get a discount at Subway. So she’s staying home to try to recover.
by DietWokeZero December 31, 2022
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