The chocolate factory (as in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) of the law profession, where desperate attorneys work for a pittance, like Oompa Loompas working for cacao beans. Except in Insurance Defense, the attorneys don't smile and sing happy songs.
I went to a ttt, and now I do insurance defense. In a sad and cruel twist of fate, I can't even afford the insurance rates of my own clients, so my teeth are rotting away, and the pinched nerve in my groin is making me incontinent.
by Sir Humps a Lot February 05, 2007
When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense
To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.
Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.
Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.
Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
by hombretropical July 30, 2012
popular method of thwarting muggers. Patented by self defense instructor Brett Kaywood and has proved to be effective in the only laboaratory that matters: The streets. When confronted by a mugger, the method consists of 2 simple steps:
1) Gain wrist control
2) Pull out your gun
This technique can be used in many situations such as:
- You're walking home from work when a mugger confronts you in a back alleyway because he wants crack.
- Your best friend mugs you at his barbacue because he wants your money to buy crack.
- Your mugger is sleeping in their own bed (remember to climb in through the window) and is mugging you for crack.
- Your mugger is bound by the wrists in the trunk of your car and he is mugging you because he needs crack.
1) Gain wrist control
2) Pull out your gun
This technique can be used in many situations such as:
- You're walking home from work when a mugger confronts you in a back alleyway because he wants crack.
- Your best friend mugs you at his barbacue because he wants your money to buy crack.
- Your mugger is sleeping in their own bed (remember to climb in through the window) and is mugging you for crack.
- Your mugger is bound by the wrists in the trunk of your car and he is mugging you because he needs crack.
Person 1: I heard it was your grandma's 100th birthday today. How did that go?
Person 2: She tried mugging me to buy crack so I used what I learned from Self Defense and pulled out my gun.
Person 2: She tried mugging me to buy crack so I used what I learned from Self Defense and pulled out my gun.
by eclipseballer603 December 02, 2008
After a friend takes embarassing photos of you (likely involving alcohol-induced activities), staying logged into facebook awaiting aforementioned "friend" to tag said photos of you, allowing you to quickly de-tag them before the rest of the world finds out.
I spent all day sunday playing facebook defense against the photo documentation of last night's debauchery.
by Bignatius December 15, 2008
The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.
The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.
The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.
by assholer1 February 18, 2010
Taking necessary precautions and doing as much as you can not to anger actives and avoid getting fucked in the ass by them and get hazed while pledging a fraternity.
Pledge #1: Shit, I didn't get all the tasks done for this week.
Pledge #2: Haha, you're fucked. Be smart and follow defensive pledging. I got my shit done a while ago, so now I can laugh at you while you eat dirt doing pushups tonight.
Pledge #2: Haha, you're fucked. Be smart and follow defensive pledging. I got my shit done a while ago, so now I can laugh at you while you eat dirt doing pushups tonight.
by Tralalalala January 13, 2008
The PWH Defense stands for, the "Pee Wee Herman" defense. It is derived from the common argument, made famous by Pee Wee as..."I know you are, but what am I". It is used by shitheads on the internet who have no argument, but must say SOMETHING. It can also apply to a third party, meaning, if I say something about person A, the respondent will claim that you are actually talking about person B.
It is fallacious and stupid, and should never be used, unless you are Pee Wee Herman. Then it's ok.
It is fallacious and stupid, and should never be used, unless you are Pee Wee Herman. Then it's ok.
Examples of the PWH defense are as follows...
I said "you should go find a hobby", he responded "no, you should!".
I said "trump is an idiot"; he responded "no, you're an idiot!".
I said "trump should be investigated for his many crimes"; he said "you spelled Hillary wrong".
I said "you should go find a hobby", he responded "no, you should!".
I said "trump is an idiot"; he responded "no, you're an idiot!".
I said "trump should be investigated for his many crimes"; he said "you spelled Hillary wrong".
by Gr33nknight April 27, 2020