Pulling a Deef

To display cavalier disregard for any contemporary standards of etiquette or punctuality, attempting to remedy said vices with java-related treats.

"Dude, where is he? He was supposed to be here two hours ago."
"Probably in bed, pulling a Deef."

by Sames March 6, 2008

deef

A fart a man makes through his penis.

Last night the man deefed accidentally and smelled like skunk poop.

by Samser the Hamster March 20, 2009

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".

"Leave me deef toots man....."

by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008

Deef

When you blow air into somebody’s foreskin and squeeze and it make a dick queef

I blew air into the foreskin and I squeezed it and made it DEEF

by CollinH March 21, 2024

Deef

To acquire pre-made food via purchase.

Yesterday during lunch, me and my coworkers all went out and deefed.

by Goodieday145 March 26, 2020

deef

to prank someone

Jordan: Yo man! I just deefed Clark so hard a minute ago!
Clark: Awwww, why you gotta deef me so hard?

by deeffamscotty January 3, 2017

deef

Killing yourself during quarantine :)

I really want to commit deef right now

by plz eat me June 6, 2020